"I'm going to the ladies room. Are you going to join me?" --Peggy to Pete

"Do you know how many handjobs I'm going to have to give?"  Roger to Pete

"Are you looking for a chick?"  Sally to Don

"Every job has its ups and downs"  Hollis to Pete

"I should drop-kick you off the roof.." Roger to Pete

"It's not a good time..." Don to everyone at some point

"I've only been gone half a day"   Don to Roger

"Why? Betty had the baby, not you"    Roger to Don

Betty: 'The baby's name is Eugene."

Don: 'That doesn't have to get decided right now.'

I like "I'm going to the ladies room. Are you going to join me?"

And, Sugarbear, "I've only been gone half a day"

The last one is funny to me because it's so true. Advertising is so fast paced and there's so much drama involved. Don takes some time to himself and he comes back to raging fires. Plus the self importance of the industry... what it asks of people who work in it... it's hard to break away.

"Yarrrrghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"  (After the visiting Brit meets John Deere)

I laughed at the "Every job has its ups and downs" line.

Oh, and I loved when Grandpa Gene was rummaging through his gruesome box of war souvenirs and produced the Prussian helmet with the bullet hole in the side of it as a gift for Bobby, much to Don's chagrin.

"Bobby, it's a dead man's hat.  Take it off."

Oh, and, "Nobody's going to want a drink that's named after a floor."  Ha ha ha! 

(Or whatever the exact quote was)

Roger to Don "Ever since you swung around your privates in the board room with Duck last year".

Cooper to Don: "Would you agree that I know a little something about you?"
"Yes."
"Then sign. After all, who's really signing it anyway?"

Sally to Don:

"He's called Gene, he sleeps in his room, he looks just like him and I bet when he starts talking he's going to sound just like him too."

Don to Sally:
"He's a baby - that's it. I want you to go to bed. There's no such thing as ghosts."

When Don and Sal were talking about what happened with the Lucky Strike guy....

Salvatore: I swear on my mother's life!

Don (a cold glare in his eye): Are you sure you want to do that?

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When Don and Sal were talking about what happened with the Lucky Strike guy....

Salvatore: I swear on my mother's life!

Don (a cold glare in his eye): Are you sure you want to do that?

You forgot:
Don: "YOU people..."

Henry: We could get a room?
Betty: No, it's tawdry.

Roger to Don: "You've got your face so deep in Hilton's lap, you're ignoring everything else."
Ha, pretty much everything RS says...
"That what you want this place to be known for?  That and some guy losing his foot in the lawnmower?"
I love him!

"Very rousing speech, sir!"

"Churchill rousing, or Hitler rousing?"

That's a very nice dress, Margaret.
This isn't Margaret, Mother. It's Jane. My wife.
Does Mona know?

Suzanne to Don:  "Would you like some date nut bread?"

"What will happen to the Americans?"

"They will go to the highest bidder..."

In episode 305, Crane to Smitty, after the lawn mower tragedy:

"Can't you see now we can't be trusted? We had everything handed to us on a silver platter. Then you come swinging in on a chandelier, drop your pants and crap all over everything..."

"The Japanese have a saying - a man is whatever room he's in". (OK, I may be paraphrasing a bit here)

I love that!!! Even if it a real Japanese folk saying (i.e. not an original line from Cooper) bringing it up just at the right time made it one of my most memorable MM scenes.

Funniest line of the episode by far, hell one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. When they're in the focus group room looking at the dog food test.

"Turn it off!", Don says.

"I can't, this is actually happening!" says Peggy.

If you're only going to have one line in an episode, it might as well be one of the funniest lines written in the series.

Conrad, to Don:

"And who are you supposed to be?"

Roger Sterling: "How long do we have?"

Anabelle Mathis: "I'm here until Friday. Only the big firms are rushing."

Roger Sterling: "I'm not going to sit here and brag about how big I am..."

Anabelle to Roger: "You were the one..."

Roger: "You weren't."



My wife made the comment, "Wow. That was an icicle to the heart."

Suzanne:  "I'm going to make spaghetti with cream sauce and parmesan cheese."

Don:  "With red pepper flakes?"

LOL.  Does this spaghetti dish have a name?  Or did Suzanne invent it in 1963 and go on to become a world famous chef?

Don to Anna: " I'm just scratching at my life, trying to get in"

Perhaps the opening of "Dick Whitmans Box"  is a start.

Horsemeat to Roger:  "You were the one"

Roger to Horsemeat"  "You weren't"

"Damn it Betz, this isn't right" William to Betty after he's locked out of his father's office.

"I've had it"- Don about horse meat, then the subtle look of curiosity on Roger's face...

"You can fire him (Pete) if you want.  But you might want to keep an eye on that one - you never know where loyalty is born".

Cooper to Draper.  But now Cooper has Don's secret in his hands (and loyalty is born)...leading to the contract signing later on.

Sally: It's cold outside, Daddy.


Not as cold as it was in that kitchen.

Peggy: "I'm in the middle of something."

Duck: "Pee-Wee, sweetheart--it's been three weeks. We can get room service.  I think they have a Monte Cristo sandwich.  You love that.."

Peggy: "It's kind of short notice."

Duck: "C'mon Creative--get creative."

Paul: "I know a nooner when I hear one..."

"I think it's good that you're being picky, finally."

Peggy to Roommate.

Roger to Peggy:"Peggy, get me some coffee."

Peggy to Roger: "No."

Roger has the best lines.  Like when Henry Crane joins them for their little conspiracy and asks, "Is this a joke?" 

"Yes, it's a joke.  Happy birthday."

Or before that, when Cooper tells him that if he's lost the stomach for business, he'll go golfing and then, in three years, he'll probably have a fatal heart attack.

"Join or die?!  I think Don was doing better [at convincing me]!"

Or something along those lines.

Peggy fearing that Don would never speak to her again. 

Don says:  No....I'll spend the rest of my life trying to hire you.

That was my favorite line, too, Martini Mary.

Roger telling the boys after the lawn more incident not to worry "I'm sure somewhere in this business it's happened before."

I had a few favorites from episode 13, all from Roger.

To Lane "We're all friends here, look we've got tea"

To Harry when he walks in the gang stealing the account documents "yes, we're kidding, Happy Birthday' 

To Joan "Accounts gets the bed"